killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

starscum THE CAT IS REMUS YEAH. rusty is my dog

sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

breakfast ft. dog ft. feet

remus came onto the deck just now and rusty skittered out from under the table so kitty could have his spot this is ridiculous

breakfast ft. dog ft. feet

remus came onto the deck just now and rusty skittered out from under the table so kitty could have his spot this is ridiculous

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wait that’s my orientation except for when sebastian stan does those hooker photoshoots

Could you elaborate on your sexual orientation? You don't have to unless you're comfortable with it, I'm just curious...
Anonymous

i’ve never rly elaborated on it because i’m not totally sure what it is myself

asexual homoromantic polyamorous with a large helping of general queerplatonic crushes?????? maybe?

life plan: locate 70 year old billionaire with few living relatives, rescue them from a life or death situation, inherit massive wealth and become reclusive philanthropist

5048moriarty:

Patron Saint of the City Dwellers

A small pigeon patron for every citizen. They will watch over you. Promise.

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junctioning. the ability to steal magic was called draw, lmao. i don’t know, i think i was among the, maybe, TEN PEOPLE in the whole world who genuinely LOVED ff8. and squall was a shitbaby nerdlord ding dong. but ff7 is so. much. better.

i can hardly even talk shit abt ff8 because i don’t remember any of it. well i remember SOME of it, like laguna being a sort of lovable twat and……. that guy with the weird pants? zell maybe?? running like a chicken